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SKN: The Shannon Kahermanes Network- Fake Reality Shows

So a year ago today (March 16th) I wrote the funniest Facebook status updates I ever wrote... and I may have done a blog on this already... but I'm writing it again anyway because it still makes me laugh.

How it started: 
"Just so everyone knows... there is a show on the Oprah Winfrey Network called 2 Fat 2 Fly. This is where we are in the world right now."

"Now I'm just going to write things that aren't reality shows, but should be all day... "

The SKN Lineup: 

 "The Mopp-pets: A show following rich people learning how to use a mop."

" The Full Housewives: A show where we just make families live in the full house house for a year and re-enact the zany antics that were on the show in real life. Without Modern Technology."

"Coming Soon to the Shannon Kahermanes Network (or SKN) A new game show called Is It Poison? It's like Deal or No Deal, but with a deadly twist."

"SKN regrets to inform you that Is It Poison? has been cancelled. We are pleased to announce our newest gameshow, which is called What's That Smell? In this show our contestants enter smelly apartments and try to guess what the smell is."

"Coming soon to SKN, right after What's That Smell: College Week, Stupid Arguments: People Argue over issues like how to pronounce Vanilla, what color the dress is, etc. It will be hosted by Stacey (my sister) and myself."

"America's Next Top Spider Man is back on SKN. Check out America's Next Top Spider Man: Hunger Games Edition on SKN2. Don't miss a second of the battles!"

"New for SKN: First World Problems. People explain struggles that aren't really all that difficult. "

And thats all I wrote last year... I think I'm most excited for The Mopp-pets, maybe Is it Poison? These seem like great shows! Full Housewives sounds good too.

Byeee!
-Shannon
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