Sooo I think I'm going to do this new thing where any time there's some crazy viral video or some really bad song or something overall offensive... I'm going to watch it and count all the things that are wrong with it! This week will be the now infamous Hello Kitty by Avril Lavine. 1) The beat at the beginning kind of sounds like some sort of doomsday thing. 2) I don't think Avril knows Japanese... she should have made a French song... at least like Flight of the Conchords Foux du Fafa. 3) She's a grown woman... she can have a sleepover without mom's permission. 4) Also... why is she having a sleepover? Again see grown woman argument. 5) I don't know what she's doing to those poor background dancers, other than offending their entire culture and it seems like she is forcing them to dance against their will... possibly without being paid in real money. 6) The lyrics "like a fat kid with a pack of smarties" confuses me greatly. Smarti...