The Daily Something

I'M A CALM PERSON BUT EVERY OTHER FRIDAY, I LIKE TO RELEASE MY ANGER AND EXPLAIN THE THINGS THAT MILDLY ANNOY ME IN A FASHION THAT IS RATHER ANGRY AND OVERLY DRAMATIC. DO YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THAT????? GOOD! Random Coupon Thing This actually really annoyed me. Lol. Ulta had a couple deals going. First off they had a 20% off everything coupon (including prestige) and that was pretty awesome and I'm very thankful for that. Ulta is my favorite store for makeup... for the most part.  Nyx is a good brand and I was going to use that coupon with it because they are a pricey brand even though they aren't prestige... I like to buy things from them when they have deals like the 20% off coupon. Anyway they had buy one get one half off face cosmetics and buy one get one half off eye cosmetics, which you could combine with other eye cosmetics from different brands like Revlon and L'oreal... but they didn't combine together. So you couldn't get one eye product ...

I wrote this last year in Creative Writing Class as a Satire. I was inspired by lots of rules and restrictions on coupons from my store and frustrated customers. Honestly I don't think the stores coupon restrictions were that ridiculous, but I can see how if a customer didn't read it carefully they can get confused. I've been on both sides, and I know the experience. Although I'm pretty sure I specifically thought of this last year around Christmas time after being torn apart by two old women basically for doing my job. They wanted to use a coupon for something they already purchased, which can be a long process on our registers. Yeah, I mean the more I think about it I was literally just doing my job, exactly the way I was taught how and these women wanted me fired for that... kind of ridiculous when two older women completely tear apart a 21 year old kid just for doing her job... but hey that's retail sometimes. With that little intro- I hope you enjoy this, esp...