I wrote this last year in Creative Writing Class as a Satire. I was inspired by lots of rules and restrictions on coupons from my store and frustrated customers. Honestly I don't think the stores coupon restrictions were that ridiculous, but I can see how if a customer didn't read it carefully they can get confused. I've been on both sides, and I know the experience. Although I'm pretty sure I specifically thought of this last year around Christmas time after being torn apart by two old women basically for doing my job. They wanted to use a coupon for something they already purchased, which can be a long process on our registers. Yeah, I mean the more I think about it I was literally just doing my job, exactly the way I was taught how and these women wanted me fired for that... kind of ridiculous when two older women completely tear apart a 21 year old kid just for doing her job... but hey that's retail sometimes. With that little intro- I hope you enjoy this, esp...