So yesterday I was going to post a Close Encounter of The Real People Kind story... but then I felt bad. It was kind of an embarrassing story for that person... and I mean clearly she wasn't all that embarrassed by the story if she told it on a train loud enough that I could hear it... but idk. I felt funny telling the story because this girl is probably a nice girl and I don't want to embarrass her or anything. And then I realized, I might as well embarrass myself. I know myself, I can give you more of a context and explain myself way better. So there is that too. So one day when I was a Junior in high school... I was a little stressed and tired. I think I was worrying about asking someone to the prom, and I didn't end up asking him and I went to the prom alone that year (Looking AMAZING BTW) but yeah thats tough. Anyhoo back to the story. So I was walking into school one day and I say hi to my friend and he said "Hi, Shannon." and then very politely "...