The Daily Something

Its Halloween... and after watching The Walking Dead Last week I thought "hey... maybe I should come up with a Zombie Apocalypse Team... just in case." These are mostly just people I kind of want to meet... so yeah. 1) Alexander Hamilton- Obviously, the first person I would want on my Zombie Apocalypse team would be Alexander Hamilton... because he's Alexander Hamilton. He gets shit done! If you listen to any of the songs in Hamilton, you realize he's a total badass. He's smart enough to get his way out of pretty much any situation... but also knows how to fight. I feel like he could survive the Zombie Apocalypse on his own. 2) The Goddess Athena- I'm pretty sure there's no rule against choosing a god or goddess on your zombie apocalypse team... so OBVIOUSLY you go with the goddess of war. That just makes sense. I'm sure a lot of the powers of the zombie apocalypse should be about muscle... I'm going with brains and strategy though... cause I t...

Alright... there's some huge graphically violent thing that happens on the Walking Dead's Season 7 premiere that disgusted all of my Facebook friends and made them cry... so naturally I had to watch it with very little context of what's happening. I'm going to give a beat by beat summary during commercial breaks... but keep in mind, I don't know anything about the characters names or the show, so it is pretty unreliable, ill informed and meant for comedy. So it starts out with Denny from Greys Anatomy talking to Rick and the Gang. Rick has blood on his face, and it appears that John Winchester just killed one of Ricks buddies. He keeps talking about a right hand man and someone named Simon... and he says "do you have a right hand man or was it." And then you see Denny's club with blood on it and Rick's bloody forehead. Then Denny brings Rick into a trailer. Opening credits/ commercial. Rick is in Denny's death trailer and he's mocking...

One Big Happy- This looked bad. I heard it was bad... and it IS bad... so yeah. I thought I would just watch this because I do really like reviewing tv shows. I also love Ellen and I really liked Elisha Cuthbert a lot... she was so funny on Happy Endings... but this is just not good at all. The jokes are just not landing. There isn't any real chemistry between the two leads as friends... there are no laughs really... There was a joke about a colonic... that wasn't very funny. There was a joke about getting the girl on the plane and Lizzie said "haven't you seen any movie ever." And that was the best joke of the show. And then there was Lizzie having an awkward crush on the wife of the babydaddy... Idk. Its not my thing, and I like the concept of it... but I feel like maybe they could have done it a little better. Also I'm going to get a little sidetracked here... but my #1 pet peeve about TV was in this show. The White Woman is getting deported so she gets m...