So... don't take this too seriously. I'm going to rant a little bit about things that are just kind of mildly annoying... just cause I think it'll be funny. So if you get offended by things and I make fun of something you might get offended by this... I'm not apologizing. If you can't take a joke I feel bad for you. If you're reading something you get offended by... maybe do something better with your life. So I'm channeling my inner Lewis Black... come on, you know you have one... and just writing about small complaints like they are the worst thing in the world. And I think I'm gonna keep up with this series. Lol. Perfect First off... One Directions song Perfect... okay This song is good enough, I think the One D guys are actually pretty talented. But let's listen to the words... shall we? "But if you like causing trouble in Hotel Rooms. And if you like having secret little rendezvous. If you like to do the things you know that we sho...