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True Story: The Stress of De-stressing

Okay... so this is a pretty funny story... that really happened to me a few minutes ago while I was trying to come up with blog ideas. Okay so recently I started subscribing to a youtube channel called "The Honest Guys." They are known for making meditation videos and playing relaxing music. I actually found them trying to find ambient noises while writing. I like thunderstorms and city sounds... and I found one of theirs and I liked it. Since then I've listened to a few of their meditation videos from time to time. I'll listen to their sleep talk downs and their headache healing video has been really helpful for me when I have headaches. Anyway I saw that they had a new video that was a 9 minute fantasy meditation for busy people and I thought "Okay" Because I don't usually commit enough to hear their longer videos. Lol. So I started listening to it and they said that this meditation was from a particular album of theirs called Gateways to Se...

Story Time: I punched someone???

Alright so before you're like "Ohhh my gosh. Shannon I didn't know you did fights!" No. I'm not a fighter... but I was 6... and it was justified. Lol. So I was in Kindergarten and my teacher moved me next to this kid that was very hyper. Which is fine, most kindergartners are... but he was more so than the rest of the class. When he wasn't sitting right across from me... fine. But when he was right across from me... I was not a happy 6 year old. Lol. So he would keep going like he was pretending to punch me and he wouldn't punch me. And I said "Could you please not do that. It's bothering me." Or maybe something meaner... I don't remember... I was 6 and I am now 24... so yeah. I'm biased to agree with what I did because I'm me. Lol. So then he said "If it bugs you so much why don't you just punch me." So I punched him. And you know what he did? That asshole told the teacher "Teacher, Shannon punched me....

Scribbles About Life: The Mildly Amusing Story From The Eye Doctor

So in January I went to the eye doctors to pick up glasses and some mild hilarity ensued. I mentioned this in a weekly wrap up back in January... and I figured I'd save the story till May because why not! I'm giving myself the month of May off Anyway so picking up glasses that you've already paid for doesn't take a very long time usually... but there was this teenage boy in front of us taking FOREVER to decide what glasses he wants. This never happens at my eye doctors because the woman working at the glasses counter is the absolute best! She looks at you, gets an idea of what you like and picks out the pair you will fall in love with on the first try. She's super amazing with that... and I'm indecisive on things... especially things I'm going to wear on my face... but she just gets peoples styles and chooses the perfect pair right away. But yeah this kid... btw a teenage boy who was probably going to lose that pair of glasses a week after getting them.....

Embarrassing Story #1

So yesterday I was going to post a Close Encounter of The Real People Kind story... but then I felt bad. It was kind of an embarrassing story for that person... and I mean clearly she wasn't all that embarrassed by the story if she told it on a train loud enough that I could hear it... but idk. I felt funny telling the story because this girl is probably a nice girl and I don't want to embarrass her or anything. And then I realized, I might as well embarrass myself. I know myself, I can give you more of a context and explain myself way better. So there is that too. So one day when I was a Junior in high school... I was a little stressed and tired. I think I was worrying about asking someone to the prom, and I didn't end up asking him and I went to the prom alone that year (Looking AMAZING BTW) but yeah thats tough. Anyhoo back to the story. So I was walking into school one day and I say hi to my friend and he said "Hi, Shannon." and then very politely "...