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Quarantine Diaries... I'm 90% sure Today is Wednesday

Happy weekend guys! I'm going to share some real thoughts I had... but sort of in a fictionalized funny way. Diary Day 1  10:30ish  Today is Wednesday... I'm like 80% sure. I feel like the only way of measuring time right now is by the Bagel Bites Commercial... Pizza in the morning, pizza in the evening, Pizza at suppertime. So... yeah. I should drink coffee it's morning. 3 hours later...  It's weird that it's 5:30 already when I woke up at 10:30... ohhh  no! I must have snoozed my alarm and then got up at 2:30 instead. Oh well... Maybe I'll sleep before 4am tonight. 8:00PM  Why isn't The Masked Singer On tonight??? it's on every wednesday... ohhh wait... it's Tuesday. Damn. Ohh well. It'll be on tomorrow. 2:30AM  Okay... just one more episode of New Girl. Actually- I remmeber when this aired- they aired the next episode back to back with the next one so I should really watch them both. 3:00AM  WHY CAN'T I STOP THINKING ABOUT...