So now I'm just going to list some super powers that would probably be useless. Why? Why not. If you are a super hero and have any of these abilities, I don't mean to offend you... but you know. You probably aren't. And if you are... you need a TLC Show. My Strange Superpower? Are you kidding me?!?!?!?!?! That would be awesome. I feel like I should produce this. The ability to turn into cheese sometimes- It would kind of suck to be Captain Cheese, which is what I'm guessing is what we call the person with this superpower if he chooses to be unlike Billy (and be a hero). Basically Captain Cheese does not have control over this power, just every now and then he turns into cheese. And the reason can't really be pinpointed because its pretty random. I guess this could be useful if you were looking to lure a giant mouse or if you were listening in on someone or something. Or if the villain was deathly allergic to cheese. There are lots of ways this could benefit, but...