The Daily Something

Haven't done one of these in a while... but after Pizza Rat... this seemed necessary. Pizza Rat- I'm sure everyone is tired of this by now but... Pizza Rat. So this rat on the subway just grabbed a whole pizza and just went for it. He didn't succeed... which is a downfall. I would have loved to watch the little guy eat that entire slice of pizza. This has raised some health concerns for the subway system... for obvious reasons... but I feel like it should be made into a motivational poster. If that rat can make it that far with the entire slice of Pizza, you can make it pretty far in life to. Farther than even a hungry subway rat! I give  this  video 4 out of 5 pepperoni's... cause really it is kinda sad he didn't get it. It's like Rocky losing or something... it's just disappointing. Broad City Sketch- So the ladies of Broad City made a brilliant sketch about the struggles of fasting for Yom Kippur and it was pretty much the funniest thing I've se...

1) Fighting Kangaroos set to Classical Music- This is adorable and hilarious. It's everything that it says. It's kangaroos that are fighting and someone put perfectly timed classical music in the background of it. It's simple, its funny, its adorable, its awesome. This years "Two Angry Camels in A Tiny Car!" 10 out of 10 Baby Kangaroo Tribianni's!  2) Cryptic Cheez-its message-   What? What incident? What damage can a Cheez it do? Why should I cooperate with this message? I feel like if I missed school on November 14th I would totally wonder what happened. Also this raises a lot more questions than it answers. Can you still bring Cheese Nips to class? What about other cheese flavored things? Is this like the town in footloose but for cheese? Can we do a musical called Cheeseloose? Or Cheezloose? Idk guys... idk. But there's something funny about a cryptic sign that makes no sense and claims that there was an "incident" but yeah. 7 out of 1...

Hey everyone this is the blog where I will dabble into the world of online entertainment and rate each video and meme based on how I think it worthy. 1) Puppy Stands up- So this video shows a pomeranian standing on his hind legs after receiving his first summer hair cut. This is absolutely adorable. Apparently the dog stood like that for 2 days I think they said... absolutely amazing. Nothing was wrong with the puppy, the owner's just joke that the puppy is protesting his new hair cut. Also its funny because you can see the dogs dick... awkward. Bet he didn't know this was going to be a viral sensation. Instead of giving this a rating based on numbers... I'm just going to give this a standing ovation for the next few days. Bravo cute puppy! 2) This is Carter- This adorable BAMF is named Carter. This image gained popularity on reddit or imgur or something after someone posted "This is Carter. He knocked on my door, asked for a banana and then left." Now he is...