Hey everyone this is the blog where I will dabble into the world of online entertainment and rate each video and meme based on how I think it worthy.
1) Puppy Stands up- So this video shows a pomeranian standing on his hind legs after receiving his first summer hair cut. This is absolutely adorable. Apparently the dog stood like that for 2 days I think they said... absolutely amazing. Nothing was wrong with the puppy, the owner's just joke that the puppy is protesting his new hair cut. Also its funny because you can see the dogs dick... awkward. Bet he didn't know this was going to be a viral sensation. Instead of giving this a rating based on numbers... I'm just going to give this a standing ovation for the next few days. Bravo cute puppy!
2) This is Carter- This adorable BAMF is named Carter. This image gained popularity on reddit or imgur or something after someone posted "This is Carter. He knocked on my door, asked for a banana and then left." Now he is a meme to show the whole world his badassedness. I think this is absolutely adorable and too too funny. This is slowly becoming my favorite meme. I'll post some more favorites here too...
... Needless to say I give him 10 Nicholas Cage Faces out of 10.
3) Signed Copy of the Bible- Yep... this is the world we live in. There is a signed copy of the bible available for sale. Sounds totally legit... especially since its in plastic wrapped and all. I wonder who signed it? Was it just Jesus, or was Mary in there too. Did all 12 Apostles sign, or was it just 11 of them or so. I'm guessing Judas didn't sign it... he probably said he'd sign it and then backed out. This is funny, I wonder where they are selling it... because I really want to know who signed it? It's so funny I just can't. I give it 9 Sean Bean's Dying out of 10. The mystery really intrigues me.
4) Cutest Kung Fu Fighters Ever- So I don't know what the actual name of this video is because I saw it on the news,,, but it was totally adorable and I loved it! Basically this little boy and girl were in their first karate fight and they were sooo sooo cute and there was just lots of adorbsness in the fight and it was great. If you go to 7online.com it should be somewhere under "the trend." Like I don't know who won or whatever but it was just adorable. They bowed to each other and it was just filled with cute.
5) 3 year old says boner for the first time- I forget what this video is actually called and its an older video, but since we're talking about a lot of cute and funny kids, I figured why not include my personal favorite. If you guys are familiar with the Shaytards, last year a funny clip from their vlog of Rocktard went viral. They just went to a toy store and the kids were picking out toys and Shay, the dad, asked his 3 year old- Rocktard what he got. Rocktard was holding a toy bow and arrow and he said "I got a boner" and hilarity ensued. Shay and his wife Colette laughed and Shay made some jokes. I really like watching the Shaytards and this was probably the funniest clip they had.
Sooo yeah that is it. Sorry I kind of half-assed this blog post... I've been cleaning my room all day and I was like "oh shit I forgot my blog for today!" So it was half written and the last two I knew I wanted to talk about... so I did. Anyhoo yeah that is it. Tomorrow I have something planned... forget what it was or if I wrote it... lol but I will post something. I also did start a fictional blog, but I want to have a bunch of stuff to post on it before I start posting anything... that way I know what I'm doing... idk it's all going to take place in one universe. It'll be weird, but fun to read.
Peace out girl scout!
-Shannon
1) Puppy Stands up- So this video shows a pomeranian standing on his hind legs after receiving his first summer hair cut. This is absolutely adorable. Apparently the dog stood like that for 2 days I think they said... absolutely amazing. Nothing was wrong with the puppy, the owner's just joke that the puppy is protesting his new hair cut. Also its funny because you can see the dogs dick... awkward. Bet he didn't know this was going to be a viral sensation. Instead of giving this a rating based on numbers... I'm just going to give this a standing ovation for the next few days. Bravo cute puppy!
3) Signed Copy of the Bible- Yep... this is the world we live in. There is a signed copy of the bible available for sale. Sounds totally legit... especially since its in plastic wrapped and all. I wonder who signed it? Was it just Jesus, or was Mary in there too. Did all 12 Apostles sign, or was it just 11 of them or so. I'm guessing Judas didn't sign it... he probably said he'd sign it and then backed out. This is funny, I wonder where they are selling it... because I really want to know who signed it? It's so funny I just can't. I give it 9 Sean Bean's Dying out of 10. The mystery really intrigues me.
5) 3 year old says boner for the first time- I forget what this video is actually called and its an older video, but since we're talking about a lot of cute and funny kids, I figured why not include my personal favorite. If you guys are familiar with the Shaytards, last year a funny clip from their vlog of Rocktard went viral. They just went to a toy store and the kids were picking out toys and Shay, the dad, asked his 3 year old- Rocktard what he got. Rocktard was holding a toy bow and arrow and he said "I got a boner" and hilarity ensued. Shay and his wife Colette laughed and Shay made some jokes. I really like watching the Shaytards and this was probably the funniest clip they had.
Sooo yeah that is it. Sorry I kind of half-assed this blog post... I've been cleaning my room all day and I was like "oh shit I forgot my blog for today!" So it was half written and the last two I knew I wanted to talk about... so I did. Anyhoo yeah that is it. Tomorrow I have something planned... forget what it was or if I wrote it... lol but I will post something. I also did start a fictional blog, but I want to have a bunch of stuff to post on it before I start posting anything... that way I know what I'm doing... idk it's all going to take place in one universe. It'll be weird, but fun to read.
Peace out girl scout!
-Shannon
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