So I figure I'll take the best parts of songs and break down some of their lyrics. Just for my interpretation. Of corse, I'm saying these songs are terrible, if you like them I'm sorry to offend but they are terrible. I don't like most songs in general though... and if you think about it you probably don't either.
Keep in mind... I'm pretty literal. And just because I don't like these songs doesn't mean I won't like them more that I listen to them and it doesn't mean I'm insulting the artist at all. These just aren't my cup of tea and they deserve a lyric breakdown. This is just for fun, so don't take it too seriously or get mad at me if I'm poking at your favorite song or artist. I'm probably going to make fun of some of my favorite songs too... no one is safe from me making fun of them. Not even Pete Wentz. Lol. David Bowie is probably pretty safe, Stevie Wonder is probably safe... but not everyone is safe.
Human by The Killers
Lyrics in question: "Are We Human or Are We Dancer?"
Are those the only options? If we can dance are we not human? If we can't dance are we more human than those that can dance? Can aliens dance? I can't dance, so I guess I'm human. I don't think thats the way to answer that question though. I feel like most people are probably human, even if they can dance. Most aliens are probably not human even if they can't dance. I feel like this just puts a lot of pressure on people and especially aliens. If I were an alien, I wouldn't want to be called human just because I can't dance.
Honey I'm Good: By Andy Grammer
Lyrics in Question: "I am sure ya, sure ya will make somebody's night. But oh I assure ya assure ya that sure as hells not mine."
... So then why are you leading me on. You're just gonna dance all up on me and then be like "ohhh sorry you're booty be banging, but I have someone I like a lot better than you so I'm gonna go with her now." No. Don't do me like that bro. This "me" is very hypothetical... but yeah. Don't think its okay to lead women on just cause women lead men on. As a woman that's pretty sure I tend to lead men on... I'm not going to stop doing it, but I would take great offense in it being done to me... so yeah. Stop doing it because #feminism. Right?
What Do You Mean by Justin Bieber
Lyrics in Question: "What do you mean when you nod your head yes but you wanna say no."
Psh... yeah like I'm gonna tell you. You're just supposed to know and judging by the fact that you're Justin Bieber the answer is no, but you don't really want to say that to a rich, crazy dude... so you hope he has money and that you can somehow get something out of it and not get hunted in some sort of most dangerous game scenario. If you can tell that she wants to say no, why are you even asking what she means? Obviously you've figured it out. Also who just nods their head. If a girl's just nodding her head when you ask her a serious question you gotta get outta that. Can you imagine.
Biebz: Hey girl, do you love me.
Girl: *nods head*
That would just be terrible and not even Bieber deserves that.
Chinese food by Alison Gold
Lyrics in question: "After Balling I go Clubbing, then I'm hugging then I'm hungry and I'm walking down the street and then I'm getting grumpy"
Alright... this is just scratching the surface here... there will be some more. This is one of the gems of the infamous ARC Music Factory, responsible for great hits such as Friday by Rebecca Black.
So... what is balling? Why is it before clubbing? Who are you hugging after. Also aren't you like 12? What club's letting you in? Who you ballin with? Who you hugging? Are you that grumpy if you're still singing, you're 12 and somehow you have the social life to go balling and clubbing... and I'm old and don't know what those mean...so you have no right!
Anyway there's a bit more of this song I'd like to analyze...
More Lyrics in question: "I love Chinese Food. You know that I do."
Yeah I know that you do. You just told me. Other than that, I don't know you! So yeah...
I think this is all I can handle to do right now... So thats all I'll do. Lol. Let me know what you think!
Byeee!
-Shannon
Keep in mind... I'm pretty literal. And just because I don't like these songs doesn't mean I won't like them more that I listen to them and it doesn't mean I'm insulting the artist at all. These just aren't my cup of tea and they deserve a lyric breakdown. This is just for fun, so don't take it too seriously or get mad at me if I'm poking at your favorite song or artist. I'm probably going to make fun of some of my favorite songs too... no one is safe from me making fun of them. Not even Pete Wentz. Lol. David Bowie is probably pretty safe, Stevie Wonder is probably safe... but not everyone is safe.
Human by The Killers
Lyrics in question: "Are We Human or Are We Dancer?"
Are those the only options? If we can dance are we not human? If we can't dance are we more human than those that can dance? Can aliens dance? I can't dance, so I guess I'm human. I don't think thats the way to answer that question though. I feel like most people are probably human, even if they can dance. Most aliens are probably not human even if they can't dance. I feel like this just puts a lot of pressure on people and especially aliens. If I were an alien, I wouldn't want to be called human just because I can't dance.
Honey I'm Good: By Andy Grammer
Lyrics in Question: "I am sure ya, sure ya will make somebody's night. But oh I assure ya assure ya that sure as hells not mine."
... So then why are you leading me on. You're just gonna dance all up on me and then be like "ohhh sorry you're booty be banging, but I have someone I like a lot better than you so I'm gonna go with her now." No. Don't do me like that bro. This "me" is very hypothetical... but yeah. Don't think its okay to lead women on just cause women lead men on. As a woman that's pretty sure I tend to lead men on... I'm not going to stop doing it, but I would take great offense in it being done to me... so yeah. Stop doing it because #feminism. Right?
What Do You Mean by Justin Bieber
Lyrics in Question: "What do you mean when you nod your head yes but you wanna say no."
Psh... yeah like I'm gonna tell you. You're just supposed to know and judging by the fact that you're Justin Bieber the answer is no, but you don't really want to say that to a rich, crazy dude... so you hope he has money and that you can somehow get something out of it and not get hunted in some sort of most dangerous game scenario. If you can tell that she wants to say no, why are you even asking what she means? Obviously you've figured it out. Also who just nods their head. If a girl's just nodding her head when you ask her a serious question you gotta get outta that. Can you imagine.
Biebz: Hey girl, do you love me.
Girl: *nods head*
That would just be terrible and not even Bieber deserves that.
Chinese food by Alison Gold
Lyrics in question: "After Balling I go Clubbing, then I'm hugging then I'm hungry and I'm walking down the street and then I'm getting grumpy"
Alright... this is just scratching the surface here... there will be some more. This is one of the gems of the infamous ARC Music Factory, responsible for great hits such as Friday by Rebecca Black.
So... what is balling? Why is it before clubbing? Who are you hugging after. Also aren't you like 12? What club's letting you in? Who you ballin with? Who you hugging? Are you that grumpy if you're still singing, you're 12 and somehow you have the social life to go balling and clubbing... and I'm old and don't know what those mean...so you have no right!
Anyway there's a bit more of this song I'd like to analyze...
More Lyrics in question: "I love Chinese Food. You know that I do."
Yeah I know that you do. You just told me. Other than that, I don't know you! So yeah...
I think this is all I can handle to do right now... So thats all I'll do. Lol. Let me know what you think!
Byeee!
-Shannon
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