So let me just say... if Pawnee Indiana existed outside of the show Parks and Recreation, I would move there right away because they have some nice men... sure all of them are married... but still. A girl can dream. Also I believe Jean Ralphio is still single... so yeah. Future Mrs. Saperstein right here. Lol.
First off... gotta mention Ron Swanson. He is the manliest man of all. That is kind of my type I guess, idk lol. I like that he has interests like Woodworking and he likes sports and bacon and doesn't like losing, but he's good with kids and he even has a sensitive side (or rather Duke Silver has a sensitive side I suppose). The only thing wrong with dating Ron Swanson is his two rather crazy ex wives, each named Tammy. Actually I might be his type too... I'm brunette and like bacon. I'm not a fan of steak though, but whatever. He can eat more than.
And then on the opposite end of the spectrum: Tom Haverford. He would be awesome to date because he's not a huge man's man. He'll do things like get manicures or pedicures with you... plus you can have a treat yo' self day with him. Plus he's the owner of Tommy's Bistro and some of the hottest restaurants in Pawnee, so you always have a place to go. And he buys you dresses to match what he's wearing to fancy things, so you can be like Brittany and Justin... and he has a kickass apartment, if you want to stay in and watch Hitch 2: Son of a Hitch. Lol. Its awesome.
Andy Dwyer... also kind of my type, although he's a little too dumb for me. I like a dumb guy if he's equally sweet, so Andy Dwyer would be my type... but those don't exist in real life either. He's so cool he'll give you piggy back rides, you can go to bars and role play with him... its all very hot. Plus he loves dogs and haunted houses... that is really the full package.
Last but not least, Ben Wyatt. His face is just the cutest face that exists and I could look at it all day probably. It is adorable. And Leslie's right, he's got a pretty good behind too. Ben is smart, but he still gets drunk and has fun a lot. He's responsible, but he still has his own freak-out moments. Most importantly, he loves all things 90's. I don't think I'm his type because I cannot rollerskate at all... but he's definitely awesome.
Plus there are other guys in the city that are great too. Crazy Ira and The Douche! The Douche is really funny and actually a really smart guy. Pistol Pete, Jeremy Jam, Jean Ralphio, Chris Trager, Perd Haply, Dennis Feinstein. All really funny and some great, some not so great.
And then there's Terry...
Byee!
-Shannon
First off... gotta mention Ron Swanson. He is the manliest man of all. That is kind of my type I guess, idk lol. I like that he has interests like Woodworking and he likes sports and bacon and doesn't like losing, but he's good with kids and he even has a sensitive side (or rather Duke Silver has a sensitive side I suppose). The only thing wrong with dating Ron Swanson is his two rather crazy ex wives, each named Tammy. Actually I might be his type too... I'm brunette and like bacon. I'm not a fan of steak though, but whatever. He can eat more than.
And then on the opposite end of the spectrum: Tom Haverford. He would be awesome to date because he's not a huge man's man. He'll do things like get manicures or pedicures with you... plus you can have a treat yo' self day with him. Plus he's the owner of Tommy's Bistro and some of the hottest restaurants in Pawnee, so you always have a place to go. And he buys you dresses to match what he's wearing to fancy things, so you can be like Brittany and Justin... and he has a kickass apartment, if you want to stay in and watch Hitch 2: Son of a Hitch. Lol. Its awesome.
Andy Dwyer... also kind of my type, although he's a little too dumb for me. I like a dumb guy if he's equally sweet, so Andy Dwyer would be my type... but those don't exist in real life either. He's so cool he'll give you piggy back rides, you can go to bars and role play with him... its all very hot. Plus he loves dogs and haunted houses... that is really the full package.
Last but not least, Ben Wyatt. His face is just the cutest face that exists and I could look at it all day probably. It is adorable. And Leslie's right, he's got a pretty good behind too. Ben is smart, but he still gets drunk and has fun a lot. He's responsible, but he still has his own freak-out moments. Most importantly, he loves all things 90's. I don't think I'm his type because I cannot rollerskate at all... but he's definitely awesome.
Plus there are other guys in the city that are great too. Crazy Ira and The Douche! The Douche is really funny and actually a really smart guy. Pistol Pete, Jeremy Jam, Jean Ralphio, Chris Trager, Perd Haply, Dennis Feinstein. All really funny and some great, some not so great.
And then there's Terry...
Byee!
-Shannon
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