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Things from Parks and Rec That Need To Exist IRL

I was reflecting on Parks and Rec a little bit, and I thought of several things where I'm like "man, that needs to be a thing in real life." So, to continue Parks and Rec Week a little, I'm going to talk about some of these things. In No Particular Order.

1) Thoughts for Your Thoughts- This radio show just sounds amazing. First off, the voice of the host (or I guess the fill in host) is amazing, plus they always do interesting interviews and play music I'm sure you won't hear anywhere else. It just seems like it should be an actual show. 

2) The Time Traveler's Optometrist- They made Leslie Knope's Pawnee book, they should definitely make The Time Traveler's Optometrist... it sounds awful but I'm sure the writers of Parks and Rec would make it really funny. 

3) Crazy Ira and The Douche- Shock jocks with fart sounds? Yes! This probably exists already, but they are from Pawnee, so that makes it better. 

4) Dennis Feinstein's Side Boob- I know Dennis Feinstein has a lot of perfumes and colognes with... a distinguished taste from Ann's reaction... but if there is one that would need to exist its Side Boob. Who doesn't want a perfume called Side Boob? Lol. 

5) Rolexus- I'm sure some crazy rich person has a lexus filled with Rolex watches... but I think I want one someday. 

6) Snow Globe Museum- This might actually exist too. There is a Pinball Machine is Asbury Park, so I'm sure they have a snow globe museum somewhere. They need to have Martin Starr running it though because his reaction to the people not knowing how to work a snowglobe may be one of my favorite moments of the entire show. 

7) Tom Haverford's book Failure- The book Tom wrote in the finale needs to happen! Or at least there needs to be a quiz saying if you are a Leslie, Ron, Tom, Ben, April, Andy, Donna, or a Garry. I also like that Ben got that he was a Tom last time and Tom freaks out.

8) The Cones of Dunshire- This game needs to exist. I love the part that is basically the game in reverse. I call wizard! 

9) Mouse Rat's CD- Duhhh! We need a CD of Mouse Rat's greatest hits! The Pit, November, 5,000 candles in the wind, Sex Hair... this needs to exist. 

10) Brandi Maxxx movies- It seems like these should exist right? Lol. 

11) Joan Calamezzo- I would love to see a reporter have a nervous breakdown like Joan's in 2017. 

12) Jay Jay's Diner- This probably does exist, but the waffles really need to exist.

13) Pie-zones- I love Calzones, and I love pies... well okay I don't really like pies, but I probably would like them better if they were wrapped up like a calzone.

14) The Low Cal Calzone Zone- Again I really like Calzones and the name for this is so good that it should just exist already. I love how into Calzone's Ben is because I love calzones. Plus when the country runs out of beef, this will be a good option.

15) Hitch 2- Son of a Hitch- How can they not do a sequel to Hitch? Also I'm just going to include the hilarious new Jason Bourne movies starring Kevin James. I think he's a great choice for the role. 


There are probably a thousand more things that should exist from that show... but I'm going to leave it there. Pawnee and Eagleton should just exist in real life, pretty much. Lol.

Byeee!
-Shannon 

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