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Bad Kiss Experience

Sooo this blog is kind of very embarrassing but since it's Valentine's Day I thought I would explain the worst vday experience I had... Wait no actually it was after valentines day that this happened. I think I went out on a date with this dude the day before Valentines day but it was just so bad we just decided to take a short break and then he more officially asked me out the day after (and by more officially I mean he asked me on Facebook chat instead of text message. This was back when I was in high school so Facebook chat was just about as serious as it got.)

Anyhoo back on track this is a first kiss story... Which as you may have been able to tell from my Valentines day essentials blog.. There weren't that friggin many of.

Anyway this story starts off weird because we were in the mall, but we weren't even hanging out together. I was just basically at the mall all that day because I was seeing the same movie twice (Tim Burton's Alice in Wonderland for anyone keeping tabs). He wasn't even like hanging out with me he just happened to work at a hot dog place at the mall at the time and was hanging out with his friends after... So yeah. Odd set up but it is very high school so it makes sense.

So after I met up with my friends and before seeing the second movie and I was texting the dude and we met up at Barnes and noble. He happened to be at the comic book section... which is evidentially the most romantic spot in the whole world because that was where we kissed.... And it was weird. Like our friends were there and I really did not want them to see us and it was at a fucking Barnes and Noble in the comic book section... So I feel like I don't need any more reason that that. It was just weird.

It's not quite as bad as it sounds... actually it was probably a little bit worse lol. I didn't go out with this guy all that long. He's probably not the worst guy in the planet... just not my cup of tea.

Also random note: If a girl tells you she wants to be a comedian and you say "No, Shannon you can't be a comedian" and then you make out with her in a barnes and noble while wearing a fast food uniform... she probably will become a comedian and will likely use this as material one day. Just sayin :)

So yeah that's my odd and nerdy first kiss story. It's very high school and it's kind of a fun story that actually makes me feel really good about myself. I've come a long way and I'm very happy that I didn't date this guy for longer than a week. Feels nice... lol.

Do you have any funny/ fail stories like this? I'd love to hear it!

Byeeee!
-Shannon

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