I read a buzzfeed article saying that this game ruins lives. It is addictive and impossible to win. So naturally, I decided to download this and do a blog about it because I thought It'd be quite funny and I want to know what the fuss is all about.
It should be noted I just downloaded Candy Crush and I'm still addicted to that... as well as several types of solitaire games- most recently Accordian solitaire which is pretty damn impossible.
Also my life feels empty because Coven ended and I did absolutely nothing today and made no social interactions whatsoever... so this is perfect timing. I have like nothing going on in my life... so yeah. Let's get on with this. If I don't return to this blog ever, I've been sucked into the world of the game and nothing matters anymore... lets get on with it!
Okay that was... disappointing. I mean I thought it would at least be fun, but it wasn't even fun. I wanted to play until I got at least 4 points... but I couldn't get more than 2... and honestly there are soooo many better things to do that I'm not even going to bother anymore. Like it's impossible and it isn't even really fun or cute.
Basically in the game you just have to click the screen and try to make this stupid ass ugly looking bird fly and you cant hit the pipe otherwise he will die. It's way more difficult than it sounds. It's very sadistic and just horrible.
I cannot stress enough it isn't even fun! Why the hell are all these pipes everywhere? Why doesn't this bird have legs? There needs to be more context to this bird story... so it makes no sense. I deleted this game already because it just sucks completely and I'm going to keep it deleted because it is horrible. It is free, so I mean theres that but there are just so many better things.
I think I'll actually make this a thing. I'll download a free app, test it out see if I like it and give it an "Appyness" rating. I don't know it's a work in progress but this made me very very UnAppy so this gets a 0 on the Appyness scale. I can't see myself getting addicted to this whatsoever and it's just pretty damn bad. I wouldn't recommend it at all even though everyone seems to be talking about it right now.
It should be noted I just downloaded Candy Crush and I'm still addicted to that... as well as several types of solitaire games- most recently Accordian solitaire which is pretty damn impossible.
Also my life feels empty because Coven ended and I did absolutely nothing today and made no social interactions whatsoever... so this is perfect timing. I have like nothing going on in my life... so yeah. Let's get on with this. If I don't return to this blog ever, I've been sucked into the world of the game and nothing matters anymore... lets get on with it!
Okay that was... disappointing. I mean I thought it would at least be fun, but it wasn't even fun. I wanted to play until I got at least 4 points... but I couldn't get more than 2... and honestly there are soooo many better things to do that I'm not even going to bother anymore. Like it's impossible and it isn't even really fun or cute.
Basically in the game you just have to click the screen and try to make this stupid ass ugly looking bird fly and you cant hit the pipe otherwise he will die. It's way more difficult than it sounds. It's very sadistic and just horrible.
I cannot stress enough it isn't even fun! Why the hell are all these pipes everywhere? Why doesn't this bird have legs? There needs to be more context to this bird story... so it makes no sense. I deleted this game already because it just sucks completely and I'm going to keep it deleted because it is horrible. It is free, so I mean theres that but there are just so many better things.
I think I'll actually make this a thing. I'll download a free app, test it out see if I like it and give it an "Appyness" rating. I don't know it's a work in progress but this made me very very UnAppy so this gets a 0 on the Appyness scale. I can't see myself getting addicted to this whatsoever and it's just pretty damn bad. I wouldn't recommend it at all even though everyone seems to be talking about it right now.
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