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5 Ways To Improve: Couches

I think I'm going to do this new things where I just take a random thing and improve it. I might do this with books, I was thinking of doing 5 things that would make me want to read 50 Shades of Grey or something like that. Right now I'm just gooing to add some attachments to the couch to make it better.

1) Pizza Button- How amazing would it be if your couch just had a pizza button that would bring you your favorite pizza with any toppings you want if you just press a button. I think this would be something you would have to program to your personal preferences of pizza places. Basically it would be like a phone preloaded with speed dials to all your favorite pizza places... and it would bring you a menu to choose what you want and it would bring it to you. There would also be a device that is basically the thing Malfoy used in Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince and they would put the pizza inside and you would put the money inside. It would be brilliant.

2) Make it a remote- How often do you loose your remote in the couch? Why not just make the couch a remote! I guess it would be a built in remote. You would need it on every part of the couch also because... well you would need to move to wherever the remote was to switch it. You know what, thats too complicated. Lets just make it on one part of the couch... thats just a slight drawback.

3) Special settings- I think that if there were ways to make it comfier for nap time that would be nice. It could also help while watching tv or something like that too, it would change for optimal viewing. And maybe for sexytime... if you do sexytime on a couch... idk what you do in your couch, but I'm guessing some people would like this setting depending on the couch... idk lol.

4) Self Cleaning- How cool would it be if you got a stain on a couch and it just cleaned itself. You wouldn't need to look up how to clean it best and you wouldn't have to flip it over or anything. It'll just clean itself right up!

5) Give it a story- I feel like one thing couches are lacking is plot. If it had a story behind it, that would be cool. Keebler Cookies are so great because they have an origin story of being made by keebler elves. Cabbage Patch kids are fun because they have that story about being in a cabbage patch. This would just be fun!

I'm gonna go on Shark Tank now!

Byeeee!
-Shannon
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