I think I did this last year... and the list probably has not changed much... but I have some different ones and my thoughts might be different than last year... so here we go!
1) Peppermint Winter by Owl City- Cannot stress how much I hate Owl City. They were super popular when I was in high school and the guy I liked senior year used to sing that goddamn Fireflies song... I should have known he was lame then. Anyway, I digress. This song is just some nonsensical winter lyrics thrown together. And then I think whoever wrote this was like "Ohhh shit I need to put something Christmasy in here" and they just threw the lyrics "What's December without Christmas Eve?" In it. Ummm yeah. It kind of feels like a little girl is singing it also? Like thats the person the narrator is supposed to be, but a grown ass man is singing it. Its bad. You guys should listen to it cause it sucks.
Link! Btw this person's username is hilarious because its "Subscribe to" whatever they're name is. I just think thats funny! Lol
2) Drummer Boy by Justin Bieber ft. Busta Rhymes- If you were to ask me two people who should not make a Christmas song... it would be Justin Bieber and Busta Rhymes. I know I wrote about this last year because... I mean this is supposed to be the song that the little drummer boy sang as a gift to Jesus. This remix is not something I think is worthy as a gift to Jesus. A gift to teenage girls, sure but not Jesus. Lol. I kind of think everyone involved in this song should go to hell because its not a good song. I feel kind of bad saying that... but its probably true. I'm not even going to link this song because I don't want to subject you to that kind of torture.
3) Christmas Time is Here Again by Ringo Starr- So this is a cover I guess? Is it a cover if the original song is by the Beatles? Some of the best musicians have the absolute worst Christmas songs... I'll get to that in a minute. I don't actually like the Beatles collectively... but I like their songs on their own quite a bit. And Ringo is my favorite... but this is bad. Its repetitive and he just sounds like he's dying. Ugh, don't like it one bit. It makes little sense, they must have been on a lot of drugs that happened during the writing of this song. Its bad.
Oddly I think the Ringo Star version of this song has been banned from the universe because I think I tried to look it up for last years video. A few years ago Bath and Body Works had a Christmas cd and that is how I discovered this gem. If you can find it definitely listen to it. It is amazingly bad. Its actually like a rare art form because of how bad it is. I kind of love it for that.
4) Bruce Springsteen's Christmas songs- Note: I actually like these songs... but they are probably bad. I'm not really a Springsteen fan, but I'm from Jersey so I listen to it and its good... and I feel like this song should be bad, but it isn't. Its like it works but it shouldn't. Idk. Its kind of the same with the Mariah Carey Christmas song. It shouldn't work and I don't like Mariah Carey... other than in Glitter which is a FANTASTICALLY awful movie that I kind of love... and yeah. Its just kind of like ohhh okay I accept this but maybe its bad. I don't know if it is or not cause I like it, but I think it probably should be bad.
5) Britney Spears Christmas Song and Christina Aguilara's for that matter- These are just terrible. The Lady Gaga one too for that matter, although I love it... its disturbing. These are just too... slutty. Like can we just not? Yeah its bad.
I feel like there are more bad songs... but these are bad enough for right now. Lol.
1) Peppermint Winter by Owl City- Cannot stress how much I hate Owl City. They were super popular when I was in high school and the guy I liked senior year used to sing that goddamn Fireflies song... I should have known he was lame then. Anyway, I digress. This song is just some nonsensical winter lyrics thrown together. And then I think whoever wrote this was like "Ohhh shit I need to put something Christmasy in here" and they just threw the lyrics "What's December without Christmas Eve?" In it. Ummm yeah. It kind of feels like a little girl is singing it also? Like thats the person the narrator is supposed to be, but a grown ass man is singing it. Its bad. You guys should listen to it cause it sucks.
Link! Btw this person's username is hilarious because its "Subscribe to" whatever they're name is. I just think thats funny! Lol
2) Drummer Boy by Justin Bieber ft. Busta Rhymes- If you were to ask me two people who should not make a Christmas song... it would be Justin Bieber and Busta Rhymes. I know I wrote about this last year because... I mean this is supposed to be the song that the little drummer boy sang as a gift to Jesus. This remix is not something I think is worthy as a gift to Jesus. A gift to teenage girls, sure but not Jesus. Lol. I kind of think everyone involved in this song should go to hell because its not a good song. I feel kind of bad saying that... but its probably true. I'm not even going to link this song because I don't want to subject you to that kind of torture.
3) Christmas Time is Here Again by Ringo Starr- So this is a cover I guess? Is it a cover if the original song is by the Beatles? Some of the best musicians have the absolute worst Christmas songs... I'll get to that in a minute. I don't actually like the Beatles collectively... but I like their songs on their own quite a bit. And Ringo is my favorite... but this is bad. Its repetitive and he just sounds like he's dying. Ugh, don't like it one bit. It makes little sense, they must have been on a lot of drugs that happened during the writing of this song. Its bad.
Oddly I think the Ringo Star version of this song has been banned from the universe because I think I tried to look it up for last years video. A few years ago Bath and Body Works had a Christmas cd and that is how I discovered this gem. If you can find it definitely listen to it. It is amazingly bad. Its actually like a rare art form because of how bad it is. I kind of love it for that.
4) Bruce Springsteen's Christmas songs- Note: I actually like these songs... but they are probably bad. I'm not really a Springsteen fan, but I'm from Jersey so I listen to it and its good... and I feel like this song should be bad, but it isn't. Its like it works but it shouldn't. Idk. Its kind of the same with the Mariah Carey Christmas song. It shouldn't work and I don't like Mariah Carey... other than in Glitter which is a FANTASTICALLY awful movie that I kind of love... and yeah. Its just kind of like ohhh okay I accept this but maybe its bad. I don't know if it is or not cause I like it, but I think it probably should be bad.
5) Britney Spears Christmas Song and Christina Aguilara's for that matter- These are just terrible. The Lady Gaga one too for that matter, although I love it... its disturbing. These are just too... slutty. Like can we just not? Yeah its bad.
I feel like there are more bad songs... but these are bad enough for right now. Lol.
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