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The 2014 Dictionary: Stupid things we may have said this year.

Every year is filled with stupid vocab... 2014 was not any different! Here I will define some of the amazing phrases and words that I think defined the year 2014.

Bae- n. A loving term towards ones significant other, best friend, pet, or pizza. ex: Chillin with my bae #blessed.

Mailkimp- n. A sponsor of the #1 podcast that sends faster, better emails... yet can't get people to even say the name of the site. ex: I use mailkimp! 

Bang Bang- v. fucking, but sang by girls who are young and want to maintain a clean image but still seem edgy. ex: I want to bang bang all over you. 

#alexfromtarget- n. A target employee that gained fame and we still don't entirely know if it was a hoax or not. Ex: I think I'm too old to use #alexfromtarget in a sentence, but I want to appear young and hip so I better pretend I understand this since everyone else seems too. 

Ebola- n.... wait is a disease a noun? I guess. A deadly disease that Americans didn't really care about until someone from Texas got it. Ex: OMG He just sneezed! He totally has Ebola we need to get out of here. 

Too Many Cooks- n. Btw I have no idea if any of these speech thingies are correct... i just want this to seem legit. A phrase signifying that there are too many people to accomplish anything, and if in fact you were making a stew it would spoil the broth. 2) Also a viral video thats song will get stuck in your head for days.
Ex 1) Too many cooks can spoil the broth. 
2) Did you see Too many cooks? Its crazy! 

All about that Bass- Phrase: A saying based on a popular song that shows that men prefer women with big booties, similar to that of the musical note of Bass. Ex: I'm not really all about that bass, I prefer the treble. 

Haters- n. People who hate, hate hate. Ex: Haters gonna hate hate hate hate hate. 

Takers- n. People who take take take. Ex: Takers gonna take, take, take take take. 

Break The Internet- V. Kim Kardashian's attempt to make her ass more famous and hoping it breaks the internet... well okay probably not Kim K's fault so much as whatever magazine attempted to do this. Ex: Kim Kardashian did not break the internet. 


Byeeeeeee!
-#Shannonfromscribbles

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