Skip to main content

Top 5 Friday: Top 5 Trueblood Storyline Fails

Trueblood is ending, and I reviewed the season so far yesterday and I said I quite liked it, but like any show it has it's ups and downs... Here are the top 5 biggest storyline fails!

5) Franklin Mott's whole character arc- I bet you're wondering "who is Franklin Mott" well that is because the show took a pretty interesting character that could have had an okay storyline and made him a very weird unmemorable character. Franklin started out as just a vampire that was dating Tara at the beginning of season 3... Nothing too weird, it was just a one night stand Tara had with a vampire... But then he went crazy and there was very little payoff to his antics on the show at all. He kidnapped Tara to make her his vampire bride, he blackmailed Jessica after she killed the Trucker... And then he died! So weird. I don think anything happened that escalated in the show because of this character. It didn't make me like Tara, Jason or Jessica any more or less. It was just like this weird sideshow that gave the show very little in the long run. Like I said I liked Franklin at first and I was really into his storyline, but for the season and the series as a whole... He left very little impact.

4) Jason killing Eggs- this is another storyline that wasn't completely horrible, but it really didn't give any sort of impact on the show whatsoever. I like Jason as a character, but he really bothers me because he does all these things and has all these storylines and all of his good intentions and all of his motives just get lost and tossed aside. I also would have rather seen Eggs in another season of the show than see the weird storyline of Jason feeling guilty for being a murderer and Andy taking the fall for Jason and protecting him. It was just a weird story that never really payed off.

3) Jason becoming a were panther- the whole were panther story in general was pretty insane. I didn't like that they were all super trashy and addicted to meth and dealing meth , I didn't like that Jason was forced to have sex with all of them. I thought this was going to be number 1 on the list because none of it made any sense... But it did give some funny scenes for Jason and Sookie and it got him together with Jessica nicely... But overall it was super weird, really trashy and all in all just not good. Ughhh so many bad Jason storylines!

2) Terry's Smoke Monster Story- Seriously what the hell was this? I hadn't been that weirded out or confused by any other storyline from this show until the smoke monster. I feel like after the Arlene Baby thingy they felt the need to give a storyline to Terry and for some reason this was the first thing they thought of? I don't even really remember what happened because I always skipped that story or just stopped paying attention. It seemed super exciting when they opened the story at the end of Season 4. We didn't know who this mysterious man was, we knew there was something dark with Terry's past but didn't know what and it seemed incredibly interesting... And it wasn't in the slightest bit interesting. I thought that maybe Terry was a serial killer and he joined the army to straighten up and that this guy was like in his gang or something... But no. Freaking weird fire monster thing that is weird and pointless  and boring. I don't mean to speak ill of dead trueblood characters, but this story was stupid!

1) Bill Compton banging Portia Bellfleur- I kind of knew what to expect from this story because I had read the books and I knew that Bill was related to Andy Bellfleur, but I thought there would at least be some plot to this weird subplot... But there wasn't at all! Bill is practically no longer related to these people, his blood is not the same anymore and he's so old that it probably doesn't even matter that they're related... But no. He has sex with her in one episode, finds out he's related to her in the next episode and then glamours her into being scared of him. It's all really stupid. I thought that maybe because in the books it mentions some sort of rivalry between Sookie and Portia that that would stir up...Nope! I don't think the two even had scenes together! I also thought it would get brought up again when Bill visited the Bellfleurs because of Terry's death... But nope. Nothing happened there were no consequences... It just was what it was and they didn't speak or mention it ever again! Also it's weird that a lot of shows sort of tease incest but never quite go there... So good for Game Of Thrones for actually going there with their twincest. It's icky and disgusting and brave all at once!

So yeah those are my top 5 least favorites in that particular order... Let me know what your least favorite is below!


Byeeeee!
-Shannon

Comments

Popular posts from this blog

Weekly Wrap Up 7.30.17

Sunday 7.23.17  Sunday was a really good day… it was kind of a lazy day for me… but my dad pretty much finished most of the painting in my room… he ran out of paint before he could totally finish it up… so he’ll finish that up soon… my mom is going to the paint store tomorrow… so hopefully he can finish it up then.  He also made some really fantastic barbecue pork… it was going to be pulled pork… but the pulling process didn’t really work… I kind of prefer the texture of it sliced instead of pulled…. idk. I like pulled pork… but this sliced pork was really delicious and flavorful and good.  We went for Starbucks and Ice Cream too… which was fun. Starbucks sends a lot of bonus stars offers after 2… so even though we go in the morning- we have to go after 2 because then we’ll get bonus stars, which my dad uses in New York because it’s a little more expensive there.  And then the ice cream… nutella ice cream with crushed oreos and marshmallow…it was del...

Scribbles About Food: Gloria Jeans Pistachio Chiller (kinda like a frap)

So since I'm doing all of the Frappuccino reviews, I thought I would give a shout out to a different coffee chain that I like... maybe even more than Starbucks! But I hardly ever go to it because A) People get your orders wrong there a lot B) I don't really live near one! So Gloria Jeans has some amazing drinks called Chillers that are like Frappuccinos, but they have always had a ton of really good and really interesting flavors. One of my favorite Seasonal ones is the Pistachio Chiller. They had this around this time last year also and its a really good unique flavor. Basically it tastes like pistachio ice cream... but in a frozen coffee form. Its pretty cool! And Pistachio is a pretty underrated flavor in my opinion. I don't get it enough, but I always love Pistachio and Almond flavored desserts and this in particular is really flavorful and just a really good chiller. I don't think there is anything at starbucks that compares to it really, its really different...

Throwback Thursday: Crazy Ex Girlfriend Season 1

One of my favorite shows is the very underrated Crazy Ex Girlfriend... and when I say underrated I mean the ratings are bad... I'm pretty sure there is a lot of critical hype that is very real and worthy of that sort of hype... I honestly didn't watch it live at all this year until the finale... it was all in my DVR... I had lost a little bit of interest to be honest after the first episode... but I bingewatched it all in one day pretty much and it was great... but that's season 2... let's go back to Season 1. If you're only familiar with Season 2... Season 1 isn't quite as dark. It's definitely more silly than Season 2. It isn't like the darkness and the drama isn't there, it just isn't quite as dark. I have a feeling the show is getting progressively darker, and the Season 2 finale was definitely the darkest so far. The show is meant to be a different spin on a Rom-Com. The girl moves across the country for a guy that has a girlfriend alrea...