This week was a long week that was also not my favorite week that's ever happened. But here are some funny things that have happened recently.
5) Cannabis Sex Lube- Yep of all the things that exist... This is one of them. Forget a cure to cancer, we need this to exist. I thought it would be some cheap-o thing at Spencer's that would just have like a picture of weed on it, but nope. My friend saw on Facebook it's an actual fancy bottle that cost like $50 and it's not really something that would get anyone really high, but it still does work like a drug I guess. It's also edible... So there's that. I don't do drugs and I don't know what sex is, so I don't think I'll ever use this product... But it exists and that is funny.
4) The Bacholorette Commercials- Did you see the commercials for the bachelorette this week because they are hilariously awful. "Three words for you. jeal-ous-ey!" What the actual hell? Who writes these commercials, that's awful! That's not three words and it's just bad. Bad bad. It makes a lame show thrice as lame. Lol.
3) Me Being The Crazy Person on the train- I think this is funnier without a backstory that way you will get to see this the way other people on the train saw it... I'll explain slight parts so that they make more sense,but it's kind of personal and I don't want to get into everything... So yeah.
I was on the train, I looked really cute, I had a dress on, my make up was done, I looked fancy and nice. I was also crying, laughing and stuffing chicken nuggets into my mouth. Lol. The laughing was from a podcast with Mitch Hurwitz, but overall everything was still sad and I was hungry so I ate chicken nuggets.
Also a creepy guy waved at me. Idk if that's because I looked sad, or because I looked pretty or if he wasn't waving to me at all, he was waving to someone else and I'm just a narcissist and thought it was me.
It was a hot mess. Lol.
2) Bad Soap Acting- If you watch General Hospital, you know that there is some bad acting and bad writing... But this one thing was my favorite. So Maxie was talking to her boyfriend I think, I don't really watch the show... Anyway he has long hair and he's a dude... And apparently Patrick and Serena or Sabrina had lost their child. This is an incredibly sad moment. Maxie says "I just can't imagine what Patrick and Sabrina must be going through ring now." And then the dude goes "yeah it's..." He takes a pause to pull his own hair out of his eyes "awful." Like really? They just lost their baby and you can't do anything other than play with your damn hair!!! Sooo stupid and horrible and hilarious all at once.
1) The Nelly Honey. Nut Cheerios commercials- This is probably my favorite thing that exists now. So The Rapper Nelly, who I always thought of as a super badass dude because he cursed a lot in the song "Ride With Me" and he talked about bad things in the song and I basically always thought of him as a tough rapper dude. Cut to him like 12 years later doing this commercial for frickin Honey Nut Cheerios with the Honey Nut Cheerios bee singing "must be the honey" and telling him that he needs a different voice and a grill and a different catch phrase. It is absolutely the funniest thing to me. Like he used to be famous and now he's eating cereal with an animated bee! What the actual hell!!!
So that was my top 5 funny things that exist and that have happened. Hope you all enjoy,
Byeeeee!
-Shannon!
3) Me Being The Crazy Person on the train- I think this is funnier without a backstory that way you will get to see this the way other people on the train saw it... I'll explain slight parts so that they make more sense,but it's kind of personal and I don't want to get into everything... So yeah.
I was on the train, I looked really cute, I had a dress on, my make up was done, I looked fancy and nice. I was also crying, laughing and stuffing chicken nuggets into my mouth. Lol. The laughing was from a podcast with Mitch Hurwitz, but overall everything was still sad and I was hungry so I ate chicken nuggets.
Also a creepy guy waved at me. Idk if that's because I looked sad, or because I looked pretty or if he wasn't waving to me at all, he was waving to someone else and I'm just a narcissist and thought it was me.
It was a hot mess. Lol.
2) Bad Soap Acting- If you watch General Hospital, you know that there is some bad acting and bad writing... But this one thing was my favorite. So Maxie was talking to her boyfriend I think, I don't really watch the show... Anyway he has long hair and he's a dude... And apparently Patrick and Serena or Sabrina had lost their child. This is an incredibly sad moment. Maxie says "I just can't imagine what Patrick and Sabrina must be going through ring now." And then the dude goes "yeah it's..." He takes a pause to pull his own hair out of his eyes "awful." Like really? They just lost their baby and you can't do anything other than play with your damn hair!!! Sooo stupid and horrible and hilarious all at once.
1) The Nelly Honey. Nut Cheerios commercials- This is probably my favorite thing that exists now. So The Rapper Nelly, who I always thought of as a super badass dude because he cursed a lot in the song "Ride With Me" and he talked about bad things in the song and I basically always thought of him as a tough rapper dude. Cut to him like 12 years later doing this commercial for frickin Honey Nut Cheerios with the Honey Nut Cheerios bee singing "must be the honey" and telling him that he needs a different voice and a grill and a different catch phrase. It is absolutely the funniest thing to me. Like he used to be famous and now he's eating cereal with an animated bee! What the actual hell!!!
So that was my top 5 funny things that exist and that have happened. Hope you all enjoy,
Byeeeee!
-Shannon!
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