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Why Gwen Stefani and I are Arch Enemies.

Okay kind of a harsh title... I guess we aren't really arch enemies. She's a grown famous woman with 3 kids and I'm just a 22 year old college student with a blog. That being said, she's been trying to kill me for years.

One day when I was 15 I had my friends over and we were listening to Gwen Stefani because we thought it was funny that she sued Gabe Saporta for doing the song Hollaback Boy (go google that right now. Actually thats what I'm about to do. I forget how it went lol. Ohhh my gosh I still know all the lyrics... and Gabe sounds like super Jersey. Lol.)

Anyhoo so I was changing one song to another song and I tripped and sprained my ankle. Not that dramatic right? Just a coincidence.

Yet after that pretty much ALL throughout high school whenever I heard a Gwen Stefani song... something HORRIBLE happened. Pretty much anytime something awful happened in my life. Remember the story about how I made out with the hot dog guy at the mall... guess what I heard moments before? Several tests that didn't go how I had planned, any time I got a sore throat, whenever something important got cancelled. All Gwen Stefani. The only song that nothing bad happened to me was Rich Girl... which is probably my least favorite song by her.

I realize that this is just kind of coincidental... but it IS  kind of a huge coincidence. I had a mean customer at work once and we were playing "The Sweet Escape" and I thought I was going to get fired. A few months ago I heard The Sweet Escape again and the next day I slammed my foot on the door, eventually leading to my toenail to fall off. These are quite odd coincidences... so even though I think she's a pretty good singer and No Doubt is actually a really good band... I try to avoid Gwen Stefani by all costs.

I use a lot of ellipses... lol there's totally a reason for that too and its kind of an inside joke. That's someone else's fault I'll have to tell him. lol.

Anyhoo I just figured I should mention this story so that when I call Gwen Stefani's newborn son the Spawn of Satan in Stuff That Happened this Week, you can understand the meaning behind it.

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