Tonight, I can't decide what I want for dinner. I kind of want Qdoba, but idk if I want to go that far to get it... so I figure there are a bunch of fortune telling apps... why not ask one of those?
I downloaded the first 5 I saw on the list. They were Wizard Ball... which looks pretty boring, Fortune Teller Panda which is super cute, Magic Toilet... not sure if I want that choosing my fate or not, Magic Ball which is a normal magic 8 ball but I guess they just call it Magic Ball for Legal reasons and some little blue guy called Jinx that was pretty cute.
Wizard Ball
Okay so the Wizard Ball I asked "Should I go to Qdoba tonight" and it said "no way and then there was a quote... I'll screen shot it so that you can see. It isn't all that pretty. It reminds me of a weird alien type thing with a mouth that looks like a vagina with teeth. That's the best way of explaining it. Let me ask it another question for good measure.
hmmm... what to ask. I'm going to ask should I stay here for dinner I guess. It again said no way, but has a different quote... I'm starting to think this is BS. I'm going to ask it if it is a bunch of BS... it said No with another quote...
This was a pretty negative Ball. Let's see if the Panda is any more positive.
Fortune Teller Panda
This is a cuter and harder to use version of the Wizard Ball. It's also more positive because it said Yes. I like this little panda. It's a little hard to use because there are sooo many ads that if you touch the screen at all basically, you're going to get taken somewhere else... but you can also shake your phone to get an answer so that's a plus.
It makes the same noise as the Wizard Ball when asking a question... which is weird. It's a Panda not a ball that doesn't make much sense. Also it doesn't really make sense to shake it because then you are shaking a panda.
I'm going to ask the panda if he likes being shaken. He does it says Yes with yet another quote.
So I guess the same makers decided to make a Positive app and came up with this panda...
Magic Toilet
Not gonna lie... if A toilet tells me not to go to Qdoba for dinner, I think I should believe it... since its a toilet that can tell the future I'm guessing it'll know how Qdoba will end up...
It says Maybe... but I doubt it. That doesn't make sense toilet! Give me a straight yes or no goddamnit! I'm gonna flush again. It says Who Cares now... really I'm being mocked by a fricking toilet?!?!?!?! I don't need this in my life. I'm going to the next app!
Magic Ball
Okay wow. This one seems reliable. I asked it if I should go to Qdoba and some robo lady told me under no circumstances... Damn this has a robo lady and everything. I'm going to ask again.
It said one day perhaps after I asked it again... and then I said "Tonight?" and it said "I think so." Not sure what to make of all this. The robo lady is kinda cool but kinda disturbing. She sounds like Siri's less pretty sister or something like that.
Jinx
Again you need to shake this guy. This poor little blue dude. Okay I asked he said "It's about 50/50" Why don't these things give me a damn straight answer! This one I will have to say has very nice music along with it... so if you're into that, its pretty cool. I asked again same answer... goddamn blue dude! One more time...
Now he says the answer must be no... That's pretty legit.
So after all of that... Idk if I'm gonna go to qdoba or not... They mostly said no. And idk if I want to move or anything so I may not... then again I feel like I should do something. It won't take too long and I want food... I'm conflicted.
I did not end up going to Qdoba that day... but I will eventually this week... maybe the day I actually post this I will go there. I'm not sure. Anyhoo hope you enjoy an adult woman playing ridiculous games on her phone, reviewing them and then deleting them!
Byeeee!
-Shannon
I downloaded the first 5 I saw on the list. They were Wizard Ball... which looks pretty boring, Fortune Teller Panda which is super cute, Magic Toilet... not sure if I want that choosing my fate or not, Magic Ball which is a normal magic 8 ball but I guess they just call it Magic Ball for Legal reasons and some little blue guy called Jinx that was pretty cute.
Wizard Ball
Okay so the Wizard Ball I asked "Should I go to Qdoba tonight" and it said "no way and then there was a quote... I'll screen shot it so that you can see. It isn't all that pretty. It reminds me of a weird alien type thing with a mouth that looks like a vagina with teeth. That's the best way of explaining it. Let me ask it another question for good measure.
hmmm... what to ask. I'm going to ask should I stay here for dinner I guess. It again said no way, but has a different quote... I'm starting to think this is BS. I'm going to ask it if it is a bunch of BS... it said No with another quote...
This was a pretty negative Ball. Let's see if the Panda is any more positive.
Fortune Teller Panda
This is a cuter and harder to use version of the Wizard Ball. It's also more positive because it said Yes. I like this little panda. It's a little hard to use because there are sooo many ads that if you touch the screen at all basically, you're going to get taken somewhere else... but you can also shake your phone to get an answer so that's a plus.
It makes the same noise as the Wizard Ball when asking a question... which is weird. It's a Panda not a ball that doesn't make much sense. Also it doesn't really make sense to shake it because then you are shaking a panda.
I'm going to ask the panda if he likes being shaken. He does it says Yes with yet another quote.
So I guess the same makers decided to make a Positive app and came up with this panda...
Magic Toilet
Not gonna lie... if A toilet tells me not to go to Qdoba for dinner, I think I should believe it... since its a toilet that can tell the future I'm guessing it'll know how Qdoba will end up...
It says Maybe... but I doubt it. That doesn't make sense toilet! Give me a straight yes or no goddamnit! I'm gonna flush again. It says Who Cares now... really I'm being mocked by a fricking toilet?!?!?!?! I don't need this in my life. I'm going to the next app!
Magic Ball
Okay wow. This one seems reliable. I asked it if I should go to Qdoba and some robo lady told me under no circumstances... Damn this has a robo lady and everything. I'm going to ask again.
It said one day perhaps after I asked it again... and then I said "Tonight?" and it said "I think so." Not sure what to make of all this. The robo lady is kinda cool but kinda disturbing. She sounds like Siri's less pretty sister or something like that.
Jinx
Again you need to shake this guy. This poor little blue dude. Okay I asked he said "It's about 50/50" Why don't these things give me a damn straight answer! This one I will have to say has very nice music along with it... so if you're into that, its pretty cool. I asked again same answer... goddamn blue dude! One more time...
Now he says the answer must be no... That's pretty legit.
So after all of that... Idk if I'm gonna go to qdoba or not... They mostly said no. And idk if I want to move or anything so I may not... then again I feel like I should do something. It won't take too long and I want food... I'm conflicted.
I did not end up going to Qdoba that day... but I will eventually this week... maybe the day I actually post this I will go there. I'm not sure. Anyhoo hope you enjoy an adult woman playing ridiculous games on her phone, reviewing them and then deleting them!
Byeeee!
-Shannon
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