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What's Up Wednesday: 8.10.16

So today started with me waking up at 5:30am because I'm convinced I'm turning into a lizard because my skin is so dry and scaly there is no other possible explanation than me being a lizard.

Then I watched youtube videos instead of writing the book I'm supposed to be working on...

I had coffee and an english muffin with blackberry jelly at some point and then got dressed and fell asleep... and it was the most relaxing nap. I think I had some sort of dream, and idk what I was dreaming about, but it was nice and I woke up feeling good.

Then I did makeup even though I'm a lizard and I wasn't leaving the house that day.Just something I felt like doing.

The rest of the day mostly consisted of me picking up dog poop. This may be TMI... but I noticed the coffee table was a little smelly... didn't think much of it until I put my hand in something... so I cleaned off my foot and under the table.

And we had sausage for dinner that... wasn't the most appetizing shape. So I took a long shower after that.

Then I watched the Fresh Off The Boat Marathon and took another nap during one episode... and then woke up fully into the next episode and American Gothic.

Now I'm going through the latest issue of InStyle and its kind of making me wish I could afford all these fancy clothes and make ups... so I  went to American Eagle's Website and then resented that all the models were really really skinny.

Then I thought maybe I should write something a little more autobiographical because I was picturing these girls taunting me.

Did I mention how good American Gothic and Fresh off The Boat Were? Cause I love me some Fresh Off The Boat... and I think American Gothic is hit or miss but this episode was awesome. Best one yet and I'm pretty sure the Politician did it. She just knows a little more than she should, you know?

Also the funny beauty guru thats going viral... I'm slightly jealous of her because I've thought of doing similar things and I've never had the guts too... I also kind of want to marry her. I'm straight... but I would marry this girl. In fact if my soul mate is out there and he has a chance with this girl... just go with that girl. Lol.

Oh and there are cotton candy grapes in the world. I repeat: Cotton Candy Grapes!!!!! This world isn't such a bad place after all!

And I just wrote a "Shannon guesses the news" Facebook status... which are always fun so yeah.

Anyway if I could say one thing about today: It was gross. But I would rather have a day that was literally poopy as opposed to metaphorically poopy... as long as that poop is only from an 8 pound maltese.

Byeeee!
-Shannon
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