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List of Moose Puns.

Not sure why, but I thought "hey there are lots of moose puns I can make and I could post that as a blog and save it for someday I have nothing to post... So here's a list of Moose puns. Quality blog right here

-Mooseunderstanding- this was featured on Kroll Show, which kind of inspired me for this list. 

-Moosinex- also from Kroll show... It's musinex but from canada... And if the FBI found this they wouldn't solve any crimes because they'd be asleep. Lol. 

-Moose Almighty- when I was a kid I had a stuffed moose that I thought I'd name Moose Almighty after Jim Carey's Movie Bruce Almighty... Which is a great movie but I don't think it's going to stand the test of time to name your mooses after it and have it be relevant throughout the moose's life. 

-Moose Wills 

-Moosturizer- moisturizer 

- Righty Tighty, Lefty Moosey.

-Moose Jenner

-Moose Tree- Spruce Tree

-Mickey Moose

Hair Moose- This is funny because of anagrams. Right that works?

Chocolate Moose- I've heard of a chocolate replica of Benedict Cumberbatch but a Chocolate Moose? Also anagrams.

And yeah. There you go. Now if anyone googles Moose Puns, I hope this is the first result.

Byeee!
-Shannon

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