So I always like to think of live action reboots of things... actually my boyfriend and I ALWAYS talk about edgy reboots or live action remakes. He showed me a video of an edgy version of Humpty Dumpty... which was great.
Anyway... So Hey Diddle Diddle would be about a Cat that played the fiddle obviously. This cat becomes so famous from playing the fiddle. He plays it left hand- but made it to far... wait that's Ziggy Stardust. But yeah- the Cat plays the fiddle so good- people are forgetting about his other band members... one of his other band members-The Fork- gets jealous and starts his own rock band- with a song called Hey Diddle Diddle... basically think of it as a Hey There Delilah type of deal. The Fork went through a bad breakup and wanted someone to hear him... he wanted love.
Cat needed a plan to get the Fork to quit music for good... and he knows the fork is looking for love- so he sets him up with the perfect lady... The Spoon. The Spoon was everything the Fork was looking for... she was cuddly, she listened, she had a nice long leg... she was perfect. But she was being paid by the Cow- the Cat's music producer. The Cow was Over the moon with the cat's success now that the Fork had run off with the spoon.
When The Cow told the Cat how he bribed the Spoon to fall in love with the fork- The Cat was devastated. Sure, the Cat wanted to be #1... but he wanted to earn it himself... and The Fork used to be The Cat's best friend... and he didn't want the Fork to be with someone that didn't treat him right.
The Cat left to tell the Fork that The Spoon was playing him... and the Fork Laughed. See The Spoon told him right up front that The Cow was paying her to talk to him... but she wanted to make a real connection with someone anyway and wanted someone she could talk to... but could also use the money. The Fork was happy to be famous- but he really just wanted love and he was trying to get out of the music business because he didn't like the jealousy or the fact that he just couldn't connect to people.
The Fork lived happily ever after with the spoon... and he lived his days as a one hit wonder with Hey Diddle Diddle.
Bye!
-Shannon
Anyway... So Hey Diddle Diddle would be about a Cat that played the fiddle obviously. This cat becomes so famous from playing the fiddle. He plays it left hand- but made it to far... wait that's Ziggy Stardust. But yeah- the Cat plays the fiddle so good- people are forgetting about his other band members... one of his other band members-The Fork- gets jealous and starts his own rock band- with a song called Hey Diddle Diddle... basically think of it as a Hey There Delilah type of deal. The Fork went through a bad breakup and wanted someone to hear him... he wanted love.
Cat needed a plan to get the Fork to quit music for good... and he knows the fork is looking for love- so he sets him up with the perfect lady... The Spoon. The Spoon was everything the Fork was looking for... she was cuddly, she listened, she had a nice long leg... she was perfect. But she was being paid by the Cow- the Cat's music producer. The Cow was Over the moon with the cat's success now that the Fork had run off with the spoon.
When The Cow told the Cat how he bribed the Spoon to fall in love with the fork- The Cat was devastated. Sure, the Cat wanted to be #1... but he wanted to earn it himself... and The Fork used to be The Cat's best friend... and he didn't want the Fork to be with someone that didn't treat him right.
The Cat left to tell the Fork that The Spoon was playing him... and the Fork Laughed. See The Spoon told him right up front that The Cow was paying her to talk to him... but she wanted to make a real connection with someone anyway and wanted someone she could talk to... but could also use the money. The Fork was happy to be famous- but he really just wanted love and he was trying to get out of the music business because he didn't like the jealousy or the fact that he just couldn't connect to people.
The Fork lived happily ever after with the spoon... and he lived his days as a one hit wonder with Hey Diddle Diddle.
Bye!
-Shannon
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