Recently, it has come to my attention that one of the best seasonal things in the world is not cool anymore... Which I'm sorry, but I will not stand for.
There are few things I can say I genuinely love in this world... and I can say without a doubt Pumpkin Spice is one of them. Not Pumpkin Pie, that shit is gross, but pumpkin flavored anything... I'm on board for. Pumpkin Spice Lattes? Delicious! Waffles???? Sign me up! Thomas's Pumpkin Bagels? I'm disappointed because I'm pretty sure these don't exist anymore but they are fantastic.
And now because of the buzz a certain internet feed is giving the product (not naming names... although I kind of think I just did.). It's become not cool anymore. Apparently liking pumpkin spice makes you a basic bitch. I'm sorry, but I refuse to be a basic bitch, and I REFUSE to give up my love of pumpkin spice. I'm a pretty cool bitch if I do say so myself. I have a leather jacket even. I mean I haven't worn it yet, but I think just the fact that I have it makes me a pretty cool bitch. Maybe I'm not a bad bitch until I wear my leather jacket... but of all the bitches in all the world I AM CERTAINLY NOT A BASIC ONE!
Now I'm not all that concerned with my status as a cool bitch. I'm very confident in my coolness. Everything I liked before hipsters? They start liking and then it makes me like it a little less. You know how cool Arrested Development and Fall Out Boy were when they weren't cool? They were awesome! Now that Fall Out Boy is cool, they're concert tickets are SOOOOOOOoooooOOO expensive and their concerts sell out fast. And they aren't even nearly as good. And Arrested Development... well it's still pretty cool. But still now that its cool, its different. You know?
And now that Chris Pratt is hot, Parks and Rec is going to be cool now and it just isn't the same.
Now to be clear, I realize I'm saying I don't like that these things are cool now, but I'm upset that Pumpkin isn't cool anymore. Arrested Development, Parks and Rec and Fall Out Boy were never really uncool the way that pumpkin is being made uncool. Like nobody would be like "wow you're such a basic bitch for liking Arrested Development" when it wasn't cool. People just didn't know about it really. It wasn't uncool to like it, it just wasn't cool because it wasn't on the radar. Now Pumpkin Spice is very much on the radar and its very much being made uncool.
And you know what the worst part is? Because hipsters are making it uncool IT'S TOTALLY GOING TO GET COOL AGAIN! But like in May or something. You know, to be ironic. That is the worst kind of cool!
So I guess what I'm trying to say is I'm going to enjoy my pumpkin spice flavored things as long as they are available. Hell, I even have some pumpkin spice hand sanitizers and wallflowers that I know I'm going to use well after fall! I don't care if it is cool, uncool or so uncool its cool again. I'm going to enjoy it because I like it. And I'm a cool bitch, so I know what's cool.
LOL please don't take this post too seriously.
Byeee!
-Shannon
There are few things I can say I genuinely love in this world... and I can say without a doubt Pumpkin Spice is one of them. Not Pumpkin Pie, that shit is gross, but pumpkin flavored anything... I'm on board for. Pumpkin Spice Lattes? Delicious! Waffles???? Sign me up! Thomas's Pumpkin Bagels? I'm disappointed because I'm pretty sure these don't exist anymore but they are fantastic.
And now because of the buzz a certain internet feed is giving the product (not naming names... although I kind of think I just did.). It's become not cool anymore. Apparently liking pumpkin spice makes you a basic bitch. I'm sorry, but I refuse to be a basic bitch, and I REFUSE to give up my love of pumpkin spice. I'm a pretty cool bitch if I do say so myself. I have a leather jacket even. I mean I haven't worn it yet, but I think just the fact that I have it makes me a pretty cool bitch. Maybe I'm not a bad bitch until I wear my leather jacket... but of all the bitches in all the world I AM CERTAINLY NOT A BASIC ONE!
Now I'm not all that concerned with my status as a cool bitch. I'm very confident in my coolness. Everything I liked before hipsters? They start liking and then it makes me like it a little less. You know how cool Arrested Development and Fall Out Boy were when they weren't cool? They were awesome! Now that Fall Out Boy is cool, they're concert tickets are SOOOOOOOoooooOOO expensive and their concerts sell out fast. And they aren't even nearly as good. And Arrested Development... well it's still pretty cool. But still now that its cool, its different. You know?
And now that Chris Pratt is hot, Parks and Rec is going to be cool now and it just isn't the same.
Now to be clear, I realize I'm saying I don't like that these things are cool now, but I'm upset that Pumpkin isn't cool anymore. Arrested Development, Parks and Rec and Fall Out Boy were never really uncool the way that pumpkin is being made uncool. Like nobody would be like "wow you're such a basic bitch for liking Arrested Development" when it wasn't cool. People just didn't know about it really. It wasn't uncool to like it, it just wasn't cool because it wasn't on the radar. Now Pumpkin Spice is very much on the radar and its very much being made uncool.
And you know what the worst part is? Because hipsters are making it uncool IT'S TOTALLY GOING TO GET COOL AGAIN! But like in May or something. You know, to be ironic. That is the worst kind of cool!
So I guess what I'm trying to say is I'm going to enjoy my pumpkin spice flavored things as long as they are available. Hell, I even have some pumpkin spice hand sanitizers and wallflowers that I know I'm going to use well after fall! I don't care if it is cool, uncool or so uncool its cool again. I'm going to enjoy it because I like it. And I'm a cool bitch, so I know what's cool.
LOL please don't take this post too seriously.
Byeee!
-Shannon
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