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Close Encounters of The Real People Kind 3: The Rollerskate Kid

So I think this story is pretty funny, but I feel like its one of those "You had to be there" type stories, but I'm gonna try my best to make it so that you're their too. So that you can giggle about this odd little happenstance in my life. (not sure if happenstance is the right word here, but it seems to fit I think.)

Anyway I was walking around with my friend, who I was visiting because he lives close to my school and this was during the summer. We were just walking to the train station because I had to go home and somehow we got stuck behind this kid with rollerskates. Now this kid seemed like he was having a lot of fun on his roller skates, but he clearly did not know how to use rollerskates. He was so slow and he was about to fall down, and I was late for the train... and it was just kind of funny.

Where the hell were these kids parents? Did he just sneak out of the house? Were they there with him and he was just "so fast on his rollerskates" that he was so far ahead of them? I mean it's Newark, it isn't like its the safest city in the entire world! And this kid was totally about to fall.

And another funny thing about the situation is that its damn near impossible to go on a nice walk in Newark, New Jersey, or really any city probably. I mean anytime you want to be alone and go for a nice walk, chances are you'll see someone crazy, someone will be blasting songs like "Ass Like That" or "Magic Stick" and it will smell like skunks. So I guess in comparison, kid on rollerskates not quite as bad, but still its pretty funny.

Anyway, like I said it was kind of a "you had to be there" moment, but this is my blog. I was there and I find it entertaining so this blog is really just for me, and if you like it too then good for you Glen Coco, you go Glen Coco.

Tomorrow I'm going to try to make up a story or poem or something I think. If I can'r do that I'll figure somethin out, but thats the plan.

Anyway lemme know if you like me and if you like this blog. Tell your friends to read it so that they think I'm cool too and yeah. Just do stuff and live because we don't have many other options do we now?

Byeeeee!
-Shannon

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