So have you ever just listened to what people around you are talking about? You should try because it can be quite entertaining. Here are just a few examples of that. Be warned: one is a little graphic and disgusting. I'll save that for last. Viewer Reader Discretion is Advised.
1) "I didn't know it was a marijuana leaf"
2) "No dude I swear it was Alien Blood"
3) "Yeah I pirated the privacy software" (okay, I actually heard this whole convo, so I know how it got to there and it was a few years ago, so I only kind of remember this, but it was one of those "wtf" moments. I totally didn't know how people did that. And it defeats the purpose. Lol.)
... tbh I totally thought I had more of these and I don't want to tell the nasty one yet, so I'll just go into what my friend and I do because of these little thingys.
So my friend and I are always annoyed by this one kiosk guy at the mall. I don't know what it is, but like right when I turned 21 I somehow attracted people that want to ask me to try those stupid skincare things that NEVER work and ask me to do stupid survey questions and things of that nature. Anyway because this guy always tries to bother us and we always try to avoid him, we started to develop our own odd parts of conversation based on real life convos we have so that he'll be like "woah not talking to those two ever again."
So we walk past him and right when he's about to ask us if we want to try something we'll be like "Yeah so that was when I was really into watching people sell their soul to the devil" (yes this is a real life thing I said. Around when Ghost Rider came out there were a bunch of movies and shows that had a soul sale to the devil. I liked Ghost Rider so much because I was so into that at the time. Less creepy than it sounds, unless you think a 22 year old girl loving a Nicholas Cage movie is creepy.) And I honestly don't think it worked at all. I mean we kind of ignored the guy so that worked, but kiosk salespeople will sell to literally anyone. If Charlie Sheen was walking around the mall, they would probably try to sell him some crappy moisturizer saying that cocaine was in it or something.
And now that I've finished that story back to the graphic content. Remember reader discretion is advised.
An old woman with a jamaican accent saying "Bloody, bloody virgin pussy." I REALLY want to know how that conversation came to be... but she seemed a bit scary so I'm better not knowing.
On that note, I'm gonna stop right here. Hope this has opened your ears to the world around you. On the next "Close Encounters of the real people kind" I'll talk about rollerskates. That's a good one, you'll want to read.
Byeeee!
1) "I didn't know it was a marijuana leaf"
2) "No dude I swear it was Alien Blood"
3) "Yeah I pirated the privacy software" (okay, I actually heard this whole convo, so I know how it got to there and it was a few years ago, so I only kind of remember this, but it was one of those "wtf" moments. I totally didn't know how people did that. And it defeats the purpose. Lol.)
... tbh I totally thought I had more of these and I don't want to tell the nasty one yet, so I'll just go into what my friend and I do because of these little thingys.
So my friend and I are always annoyed by this one kiosk guy at the mall. I don't know what it is, but like right when I turned 21 I somehow attracted people that want to ask me to try those stupid skincare things that NEVER work and ask me to do stupid survey questions and things of that nature. Anyway because this guy always tries to bother us and we always try to avoid him, we started to develop our own odd parts of conversation based on real life convos we have so that he'll be like "woah not talking to those two ever again."
So we walk past him and right when he's about to ask us if we want to try something we'll be like "Yeah so that was when I was really into watching people sell their soul to the devil" (yes this is a real life thing I said. Around when Ghost Rider came out there were a bunch of movies and shows that had a soul sale to the devil. I liked Ghost Rider so much because I was so into that at the time. Less creepy than it sounds, unless you think a 22 year old girl loving a Nicholas Cage movie is creepy.) And I honestly don't think it worked at all. I mean we kind of ignored the guy so that worked, but kiosk salespeople will sell to literally anyone. If Charlie Sheen was walking around the mall, they would probably try to sell him some crappy moisturizer saying that cocaine was in it or something.
And now that I've finished that story back to the graphic content. Remember reader discretion is advised.
An old woman with a jamaican accent saying "Bloody, bloody virgin pussy." I REALLY want to know how that conversation came to be... but she seemed a bit scary so I'm better not knowing.
On that note, I'm gonna stop right here. Hope this has opened your ears to the world around you. On the next "Close Encounters of the real people kind" I'll talk about rollerskates. That's a good one, you'll want to read.
Byeeee!
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