This is kind of a funny story/words of advice for any holiday shoppers.
The holidays are a lovely time, they are spent with family and there is a lot of food. The problem is that lots of food=lots of farts. Like so many farts. This isn't usually that much of a problem, your family will love you if you fàrt or not... But when stores open on thanksgiving and you're working and you're trying to fold a table and it smells like farts... You have a bit of a problem. It happened to me this year and I hope that stores realize this and go "yo that's disgusting let's not open on thanksgiving night because all the stores smell like shit." Because that's how all meetings about opening on holidays go.
Another holiday to beware of farts on: valentines day. If you are alone on Valentines day and you see a couple, chances are that guy has to fart. Chances are pretty good he won't fart in front of the girl he's with, so he will fart near you. And it is gross. Public transportation is a particularly bad place to get farted on at valentines day. I don't know why I didn't just go up and tell the girl that the guy farted. I think if someone farts by you, you have the right to cancel any valentines sex-having plans they may have. Lol.
So that's just a little bit of advice. Be careful during any holiday season because there is a good chance someone will fart and you will be around for that.
Byeee!
-Shannon
The holidays are a lovely time, they are spent with family and there is a lot of food. The problem is that lots of food=lots of farts. Like so many farts. This isn't usually that much of a problem, your family will love you if you fàrt or not... But when stores open on thanksgiving and you're working and you're trying to fold a table and it smells like farts... You have a bit of a problem. It happened to me this year and I hope that stores realize this and go "yo that's disgusting let's not open on thanksgiving night because all the stores smell like shit." Because that's how all meetings about opening on holidays go.
Another holiday to beware of farts on: valentines day. If you are alone on Valentines day and you see a couple, chances are that guy has to fart. Chances are pretty good he won't fart in front of the girl he's with, so he will fart near you. And it is gross. Public transportation is a particularly bad place to get farted on at valentines day. I don't know why I didn't just go up and tell the girl that the guy farted. I think if someone farts by you, you have the right to cancel any valentines sex-having plans they may have. Lol.
So that's just a little bit of advice. Be careful during any holiday season because there is a good chance someone will fart and you will be around for that.
Byeee!
-Shannon
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