So... this was kind of a funny one... and I don't mean to diss anyone, the person that said this to me is a nice and good person... but you can't say "My Poop Doesn't Smell" and not have me poke fun at it because... its poop. Poop is smelly first of all... but even if it isn't smelly... its still poop. You aren't suddenly a model or a rock star because your poop doesn't smell... your still just a person that poops. And its okay, everyone poops... but come on. Just own it.
So I don't mean to insult anyone that doesn't have smelly poop... I'm sure lots of people don't think their poop smells and maybe it doesn't... I don't know... but that is a ridiculous thing to say to people. And she said it in an innocent way that wasn't like "Ohhh I'm so cool my poop doesn't even stink." But this person is kind of someone that will one-up you in pretty much anything... and its hard to be friends with someone that says that and then goes "ohh my poop doesn't stink." So... yeah.
If you remember that SNL character Kristin Wiig did where she one upped everyone... that is exactly this person. Not a bad person... but if you were like "ohh my thumb hurts." She'd be like "Yeah my whole hand hurts." And then if your whole hand started hurting she'd be like "Yeah my entire arm hurts." And its just... one of those things.
Like if someone says "Ohh I just started a blog I post every once and a while." I'm not like "That's nice, I have 2 blogs I post on every day." Because that isn't very nice... lol. You kind of have to do things that are socially acceptable and I feel like saying your poop doesn't smell is something not socially acceptable. And I'm not the expert on social behavior... but you know... I would say saying your poop doesn't stink is a faux pas.
If you're a girl and you tell people you don't poop or fart, thats a different story. That's just being classy and clearly a joke... but yeah. Everyone poops and I'd say poop is pretty gross regardless of smell... so your poop stinks!
Lol. I hope you like this. I hope if you are someone that says your poop doesn't smell or someone that one ups people... you kind of like this post and take it as a light hearted poke... I'm not being cruel in this just... you know. Take yourself down a peg. Some loving advice.
Byeee!
-Shannon
So I don't mean to insult anyone that doesn't have smelly poop... I'm sure lots of people don't think their poop smells and maybe it doesn't... I don't know... but that is a ridiculous thing to say to people. And she said it in an innocent way that wasn't like "Ohhh I'm so cool my poop doesn't even stink." But this person is kind of someone that will one-up you in pretty much anything... and its hard to be friends with someone that says that and then goes "ohh my poop doesn't stink." So... yeah.
If you remember that SNL character Kristin Wiig did where she one upped everyone... that is exactly this person. Not a bad person... but if you were like "ohh my thumb hurts." She'd be like "Yeah my whole hand hurts." And then if your whole hand started hurting she'd be like "Yeah my entire arm hurts." And its just... one of those things.
Like if someone says "Ohh I just started a blog I post every once and a while." I'm not like "That's nice, I have 2 blogs I post on every day." Because that isn't very nice... lol. You kind of have to do things that are socially acceptable and I feel like saying your poop doesn't smell is something not socially acceptable. And I'm not the expert on social behavior... but you know... I would say saying your poop doesn't stink is a faux pas.
If you're a girl and you tell people you don't poop or fart, thats a different story. That's just being classy and clearly a joke... but yeah. Everyone poops and I'd say poop is pretty gross regardless of smell... so your poop stinks!
Lol. I hope you like this. I hope if you are someone that says your poop doesn't smell or someone that one ups people... you kind of like this post and take it as a light hearted poke... I'm not being cruel in this just... you know. Take yourself down a peg. Some loving advice.
Byeee!
-Shannon
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