Derek Shepherd woke up in a state of shock. He could see that he was on a hospital bed, in a very familiar looking hospital.
"He's Awake" he heard a man's voice say. He knew that voice... it couldn't be... could it?
"Mark?"
Mark Sloan turned to Derek and said "What Up McDreamy?"
Derek was more confused than he's ever been in his life... he was pretty sure that he had died... but it looks like he's getting saved in a hospital... but also Mark Sloan is dead... so he doesn't fully get it.
"Where am I? What is happening."
Mark snickered "That is a long lonnng story man. But basically you're dead as a doornail. And this is what happens when characters on TV die."
"What?" Derek was even more puzzled about this. "I'm a tv character?"
"As it turns out yeah, we all are. I was pretty shocked at first too... but you get used to it. You see Derrick, to most people TV characters are just as real as every other person on the planet. Some people look at you and me and think of us as their best friends. Some see us as their boyfriends, husbands or whatever... we're more than just 'Tv characters.' We are a huge part of people's lives.
"So... we're still alive?"
"Nooo... noo. We're dead. There is no reason for us to return to the show now, unless they do another episode where Meredith almost dies like they did in back in Season 3... which they could now that you're dead that would be a good Sweeps Week episode... anyway we don't exactly die when we're dead because we weren't really created to be dead. We were created to be doctors... so we're doctors."
"So once I'm better... I can be a surgeon again?"
Derek was excited. The one thing in life he loved, aside from his family was saving people's lives. Which made sense now... technically on tv that was all that he did. That was all he was meant to do.
Mark smiled "Yeah, you can get back to surgery real soon."
Just then, an older woman dashed right into the room.
"Mark! Mark! Stop being so useless and get back to work! Ned Stark's head won't just reattach itself!"
Derek recognized the woman right away. She had the same eyes as his wife, he could tell that Meredith would look like her when she got older.
"Dr. Grey," Derek asked, confused.
"Yes, yes. Its me. Dr. Grey. Your mother-in- law I suppose... although when I was alive you were really quite flakey between my daughter and that wife of yours! Adeline, Abigail or something."
"Addison" Mark and Derek both replied in unison. Then they both gave each other an awkward stare remembering how Mark slept with Addison and she had left to start her own Private Practice... which Derek now realized was a spinoff that he should probably start bingewatching on Netflix cause he heard it was okay.
"So, Dr.Shepherd, whaddya say... help me reattach this Game of Thrones guys head?"
And Derek said "Yeah, why not. I got nothing better to do."
Just when Derek thought things were getting back to normal, he saw a man with half a face straighten his tie. "Excuse me," he said "Have you seen a man named Walter White."
Guess this new dead guy hospital is going to be crazier than Derek thought...
(Hope you guys like this! Kind of cheesy... but blogging stories is hard! It'll get better lol.)
Byeee!
-Shannon
"Where am I? What is happening."
Mark snickered "That is a long lonnng story man. But basically you're dead as a doornail. And this is what happens when characters on TV die."
"What?" Derek was even more puzzled about this. "I'm a tv character?"
"As it turns out yeah, we all are. I was pretty shocked at first too... but you get used to it. You see Derrick, to most people TV characters are just as real as every other person on the planet. Some people look at you and me and think of us as their best friends. Some see us as their boyfriends, husbands or whatever... we're more than just 'Tv characters.' We are a huge part of people's lives.
"So... we're still alive?"
"Nooo... noo. We're dead. There is no reason for us to return to the show now, unless they do another episode where Meredith almost dies like they did in back in Season 3... which they could now that you're dead that would be a good Sweeps Week episode... anyway we don't exactly die when we're dead because we weren't really created to be dead. We were created to be doctors... so we're doctors."
"So once I'm better... I can be a surgeon again?"
Derek was excited. The one thing in life he loved, aside from his family was saving people's lives. Which made sense now... technically on tv that was all that he did. That was all he was meant to do.
Mark smiled "Yeah, you can get back to surgery real soon."
Just then, an older woman dashed right into the room.
"Mark! Mark! Stop being so useless and get back to work! Ned Stark's head won't just reattach itself!"
Derek recognized the woman right away. She had the same eyes as his wife, he could tell that Meredith would look like her when she got older.
"Dr. Grey," Derek asked, confused.
"Yes, yes. Its me. Dr. Grey. Your mother-in- law I suppose... although when I was alive you were really quite flakey between my daughter and that wife of yours! Adeline, Abigail or something."
"Addison" Mark and Derek both replied in unison. Then they both gave each other an awkward stare remembering how Mark slept with Addison and she had left to start her own Private Practice... which Derek now realized was a spinoff that he should probably start bingewatching on Netflix cause he heard it was okay.
"So, Dr.Shepherd, whaddya say... help me reattach this Game of Thrones guys head?"
And Derek said "Yeah, why not. I got nothing better to do."
Just when Derek thought things were getting back to normal, he saw a man with half a face straighten his tie. "Excuse me," he said "Have you seen a man named Walter White."
Guess this new dead guy hospital is going to be crazier than Derek thought...
(Hope you guys like this! Kind of cheesy... but blogging stories is hard! It'll get better lol.)
Byeee!
-Shannon
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