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If The Disney Princes Were On A Magical Bumble

So I thought this would be sort of fun to do... I'm going to keep it super PG though because... well frankly anything more than PG would disturb me on this one.

I was watching a video where... well I was watching this video which combines "You're Welcome" and "I'll Make A Man Out Of You" and I thought "Shang doesn't get enough credit.Does he end up with Mulan? I would date him!" And then I thought "Ehhh idk if I would. His whole thing is manliness and he's pretty tough on the other guys in this scene... Idk."

So... yeah. Basically in this version of Bumble you see the profile pictures... but then instead of a description or a bio- it's based off of one of their songs from the movie.

Shang (Mulan) 

Shang is a very good singer and anything where they talk about "The Dark Side of The Moon" just kind of fascinates me... because that is mysterious. I'm a little concerned with how he treats the men in the song... but by the end of the song you can see that they've improved from that... so I think I'd swipe right! He did a good job!

Maui (Moana) 

Alright- Maui is a little more complicated. Picture alone- I might swipe right. He's buff, tattooed... I am imagining some sort of Man Bun in the profile- which would get me to hesitate... but I still think his photos would be impressive... but then we get to the song... which as good as it is does make him sound a little selfish... and he's pretty much just bragging about his accomplishments... so I'd probably swipe left!

To be fair though... Maui's accomplishments are more brag-worthy than anyone I've talked to on Bumble... so that's good.

Aladdin 

Aladdin is my favorite! I think his bio would show pictures of him with Abu...so they would show he's good with animals. I think his song would be "One Step Ahead". I think he'd maybe lie and say he wasn't really a "street rat" because my profile says I want to date rich guys... but I'd tell him that's sort of a joke and to just be himself... and I think we'd get along. So Swipe Right.


Hercules 

 Hercules is buff and Greek... so I'd probably swipe right just for that... but I think the I can go the distance song might scare me a little bit. He seems committed and determined... and that's a good thin- but it's a little intimidating. So I'd cautiously swipe right.

And thus concludes the weirdest thing I think I've posted. I'll do more of these I'm sure...but that's it for now!

Byeee!
-Shannon
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